YC demands
renaming of railway stations
Numan Mishra: 6th
Nov
PATNA: The Youth Congress of Bihar (YC) has demanded renaming
four railway stations in the state. Suggesting that the renaming will not only
suggest the historical importance but the spread the rich inheritance of the
place. They also urged chief minister Nitish Kumar to recommend the renaming of
these stations.Which are Sultanganj, Sheikhpura, Hajipur and Madhepura.
A petition to the Union home minister P Chidambaram,
Union minister of state for home Jitendra Bhawar Singh and railway minister Dinesh
Trivedi is to be sent in this regard, said the State YC president Lalan Kumar
and secretary Sanjeev Signh.
Here are the demands:
. Hajipur station as
Amrapali station,
. Madhepura station
as Singheshwar station.
. Sultanganj
station as Ajgaibinath station.
. Sheikhpura
station as Hussainabad station.
They also added that Vidyapati Nagar railway station
should be renamed as Vidyapati Dham. Lalan further stated that the Union home
ministry has already cleared that it had no objection to the proposal. It’s all
upto the state government and the railway ministry to decide.
Same News with a Different View:
by Numan
While we are at it, why not use some more recommendations
from highly learned and sophisticated jury.
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Sri Baikunth Bihari Baithe ji (BQ): A learned from the Motihari district who in his
own words is as unemployed as Lalu Prasad in Sushashan. He specializes in
giving personal remarks on politicians and expert suggestions in political
issues. He also has an uncanny knack of climbing trees, grazing goats, cutting
hey and his hobby is pretending to read newspapers but only upside-down .
His recommendations are :
1. Rename Patna to “Hattna” for the sake of brain drain.
2. Gaya to “Gone” for the recent setbacks in tourism
business.
3. PatnaPolice as Yamraaz, because they have guns and don’t
exactly know how to use them.
4. Bihar to “Sardar” exclusively due to the unfunny and hurtful
jokes by Metro teens on Bihar.
5. Poor to #31RsPeople because according to Congress People
with 32Rs are not poor, right??
6. Janta Darbaar as “The New Comedy Circus”, yes ! because
that’s just what happens there now.
7. Shivdeep lande (our loving neighborhood cop) as “Dabaang-2”
only because of the shades.
8. Bhojpuri to “Zaroori”, just to tease Raj The Thackeray.
9. Bihar Cricket Association to “Kaun”, just because we are
not allowed to play Ranjis.
10. Moinul haq Stadium to “Charwahaa Maidaan”, because of
the cattles occupying the stadium.
He had an endless list as a learned he is, but due to the shortness of time
and lack of grasping power in me for such high frequency intellect he had to
end it. However, he promised to enlighten me whenever he was free enough or
drunk enough.
